To clean up an image from writing isn’t going to be easier if you are staring at G’s crotch all the time in MEGAZOOM… !!!
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENED
whoever thought about this is a genius
Oc called Soji. He’s from a story me and yourheadlookslikeacroissant created. It’s set in the far future, and Soji here is the head of the Yakuza. He keeps his identity unknown. So he’s always wearing a mask when he’s doing business, which is either his armour suit or the Kabuki inspired outfit (which he uses for more casual occasions).
'Ok no kiss, whatever douche, not like I care, but what do you think of my new sneakers? The blood orange colour is so-'
'Blood orange!? Jesus Jean you're so pretentious.'
u know he dead
the only ride he was tall enough for was the kiddie rides
The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.
I’m so glad they aren’t around
omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either
Praise natural selection
I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?! I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”
Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.
Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.